DuRiAn Is Now My ♥
Thursday, February 11, 2010 , 1:29 AM

hi everyone!!
sorry for not posting this year
i am having exam recently
why?
of course is for my cooking skills lah!
i plan to go and study overseas!!!
of course! DuRiAn will go with me!
i was not just busy with these
i go with auntie lucy to sing the
Chinese New Year song!
you all got buy the CD???
so nice sia!!
i love it!
i already bought 120 of the CD!!!!
i know i kia su lah!
so embarrassing!!!
and hor i now watching
<>
so nice leh
cruel temptation is nice!!
i think hor,
the qiaobin no use lo
little bit scared liao
i at least better than him!
i see ants scared liao
haha!!
oh!!
i'm late for my exam!!
got to go!!
bye~!

Thursday, October 29, 2009 , 1:35 AM

hellos~!
just came back from Australia yesterday.......
i saw GrApE!!!
i don't know why she is in Australia??!!
i thought she was in US
but never mind!!
i saw her with her huband, GAY......
her husband,GAY, was with MY 7 PEARS!!!!
get away from them!!
i want them back
and auntie lucy step out for me and scolded the gay for me!!
she said"you this ang mo hor! always qu gou ying people lao po
you so think face skin arh? give 7 pears back lah!!
aiyo!! so embarrassing!!!"
then GrApE pull me and auntie lucy away
say that she lived very happily now!!!
she want me not to bother her anymore......
so i left.....
and i cried for 2 days 2 night!!!
till my eyes are all swollen already
sorry auntie lucy!
you have to accompany me and comfort me!!!
and i found out that BaNaNa was killed in an accident!!
and it became BaNaNa SpIlT!!
by the way, i am in love with DuRiAn now!!!
oh! i loved her so much!!!
i think i have to cook noses for her!!
and i have to test out a few more flavour!!
this time i will do durian flavour!!
because my darling DuRiAn love it!!!
no time to talk!!
so embarassing!!!(affected by auntie lucy)
BYE~!

Thursday, June 18, 2009 , 1:48 AM

Auntie Lucy!
i took her photo liao in the hawker center! i luv her~ :]
she's so cute sia! (:
she always shop wif me in the market.
buying noses,vegetables,meat,and bla bla things la.
got a lot leh!
got 1 time hor we went to the NTUC to buy apples!!!
then we wan to c if it's nice so we PRESS PRESS AND PRESS!
then luckily didn't caught by the manager leh.
HENG AH! then still got 1 time we went to market
to buy the prawns
and then we went home by bus mah.
and we chiong for seats ah!!!!!!!!
then luckily we got 2 seats! YAY YAY YAY! :)
when i reached home hor i met the ah beng leh~
so scary lor...then i tot he wanna molest me,so i screamed
then in the end ppl from upstairs go throw ice cubes and rotten eggs
at me leh!!! so inconsiderate rite?
a small boy still tell me to shut up! OMG!
luckily auntie lucy hor came to my rescue!
she go throw more rotten vegetables and rotten eggs
at the person's doorway lor!wow so pro sia!!! i luv her!
then the mediacorp de ppl go video us.
WOW! SO SHY!!!
and in the end,we're on TV!!!
AUNTIE HONG HERE! (:

Monday, June 8, 2009 , 2:51 AM

hello~!
i miss u all! :[
I'm AUNTIE HONG THE JERK! :]
and i miss OrAnGe and GrApE,
of coz.
they're sooooooooo CUTE! :]
and my 7 pears...
they are even cuter! :]
i wonder how they're doing.
but i'm studying to upgrade myself now.
i feel tat i'm so "OUT"
rite?yea rite.
and i failed 9 subjects except for HOME ECONOMICS!!!
coz during the test,
i got a teacher named mrs chew.
and she likes weird stuff.
so i cooked my special dish called NOSESILLA!
very nice name?
ya. :]
it's a dish made using noses(of coz,i luv it!),mushrooms,potatoes,hot dogs and
some mushy stuff(can't tell u,coz it's my recipe) :]
and mrs chew said it's DELICIOUS! yay!
i'm thinking of letting GrApE had a try of it.
but i had not found her since she ran away frm home.
i wonder how she is now!~
GRAPE PLZZZZ PLZ PLZ,
PRETTY PLS PLS WIF A NOSE ON TOP,
PLSSSSSS COME HOME!!!~ :[
I'M WAITING FOR U~
I LOVE U VERY MUCH!
i dun even dare to eat grapes now,
when GrApE is still wif me,she hates me eating grapes.
(but now i dun eat grapes coz i'm afraid of grapes poison)
it's kinda scary...
kayes,
going back to study my other subjects.
i'm not going to fail other subjects next time!
bye.

AUNTIE HONG.
grape plz come home! :[

Tuesday, December 30, 2008 , 4:33 AM

hey everyone!i m Auntie Hong the jerk! :D
i noe i m really a jerk...last time i m wif OrAnGe
then she's getting married wif tat U-rain
and i m wif GrApE now.
and ACTUALLY i m wif BaNaNa now,but tat's a secret
i met her in India.I tink i m really useless!
i m such a 3-timer!like Uncle Nose
he wan Charlene,Eka and Ee Ee.he say he wan them all.
c?i m juz like him!i got quite a big nose too.n big ears.
omg!!!i m juz like him!juz tat i m a bit shorter than Uncle Nose.
but in my imaginary world,i tink i m quite tall lah.
n i tink i m very handsome already.do u tink so?yeah.
u tink so rite?yup!
n let me tell u this:GrApE doesn't know i m wif BaNaNa now.
if she knew it i will be killed!n blood will be all around my house
when u all visit me.it will be real horiible too!
and u know wat?BaNaNa always threaten me saying tat she will
go back to india if i dun leave wif her then she oso told me tat she is
considering if she should marry Uncle Nose!
i can't let her do tat!she is mine!
alright let me tell u all this:
BaNaNa will try to chase after me wif a giant knife
n GrApE will strangle me until i out of breath!
girls r crazy sometimes when it comes to love.
so i tink i better go Taiwan to hide from those silly girls...
but if they find me they will cut me into dunno how many
pieces!!!aiya!wat should i do?!
i tink i juz date wif BaNaNa then continue to be GrApE's husband.
then they will not find out le!!!YAY!
tml is GrApE's birthday.
she will surely want the diamond ring which we saw
in SK jewelry.tat's quite nice but it's tooooo xpensive!
i can't afford it juz by selling my noses everyday.
haiz.maybe i will give her a fake diamond then say i bought
from Taka Jewelry.she will definitely believe me!HAHAHA!
I m soooo smart,man!

Sunday, December 28, 2008 , 8:52 PM

hello!i m not Auntie Hong
but OrAnGe!surprised?
if not,nvm...
i m inviting ppl to my wedding dinner!

Groom: U-rain(Robert Zhang)
Bride: OrAnGe

Important Guests:
1.OrAnGe's family(excluding GrApE)
2.U-rain's family(including CHARLIE ZHANG)
3.Auntie Hong's family(excluding GrApE)
4.7 pears(excluding GrApE's children)
5.Uncle Nose's family

Normal Tables:
1)Ming Hui
2)Neo Puay Lin
3)Lee Yi Qi
4)Qiu Heng
5)Lee Kowen
6)Lee Ban Siong
7)Trisha Loh
8)Yang Yan Bin
7)Sandra Lim
8)Ng Xue Qi
9)Mandy
10)Linus Chong
11)Regena Leo
12)Selene Neo
13)Alicia Khoo
14)Teo Hui Xin
15)Mirabelle Koh
16)Jeslyn
17)Mirza
18)Suraj

Special Tables:
1.Ucle Nose(Syukri)
2.Auntie Sexy
3.Auntie Carrot
4.Uncle Taogey
5.Auntie Elephant
6.Uncle Potato
7.Auntie Maggie
8.Auntie You Tiao
9.Lychee
10.Pineapple
11.Auntie Veggies
12.Auntie Pork
13.Auntie Bone
14.Uncle Mop
15.Uncle Beancurd
16.Auntie Tofu
17.Auntie Jasmine
18.Uncle Vampire
19.Mango
20.Sweetie Potato

these r currently the ppl who i invited.if u r not in the lists,pls tell me through
Hong's gossip box.i will be glad to invite as many ppl as possible.
feel free to ask!
Date:1st January 2009
Venue:Bloody Restuarant(in hell)
i will be giving out invitation cards for the invited ones.
b4 u enter hell,pls present ur invitation cards to the guards of hell.
Time to report:7pm
it will be filled wif the world's spookiest decorations.
i really hope u all will be there! :)

Sincerely,
OrAnGe

Saturday, December 27, 2008 , 9:25 PM

Yo everyone. this is to all FruitsFanClub's members:

We all know that the holiday is ending soon, so before it really ends, we'll be organising an event. And it is STRICTLY for only FFC's boys&girls :D
Well, it's still not too late for you guys to sign up yet ! 6 more people to join!
Oh okay, the event will be held on the 31 Dec, midnight 2am-6am, GrApE & I(auntie hong) will be bringing all of you to visit my Chorchor's house at Malacca. We shall go there by using the ferry, from my professional 's view, it will take about 40-50minutes, if anyone of you think that you'll feel giddy while on the ferry, then please bring along your own PERSONAL medicines.
The objectives for going to my ChorChor's house is to
- let all of you to bond relationships with my family.
- know more about the Nyonya & Babas.
- learn to speak the language.


** No transport fee needed :)

Last but not least, please kindly bring alot a Camera for taking pictures(Optional)
- 2-3 bottles of water(Compulsory)
- Personal Medical appliances (Optional)
- Some FRUITS as Greeting Gifts!!!(COMPULSORY!!!)


I sincerly wish all of you a Happy Chinese New Year and have a fantabulous year ahead :D
&& Please note me if youre going with us to Malacca at my Tagboard :DD
Thanks people.

Monday, December 15, 2008 , 9:36 PM

ABC . ( NO ALIEN WORDS ! )
(IM TAGGED BY MY FREN!)
[A] Do you love your current life now ?
: of cuz esp wen thr is GrApE & OrAnGe by muaii side.
[B] If a chance is given , what will you change ?
: i'll change de fact dat OrAnGe is dead.
[C] Do you ever regret any of your choices before ?
: yea...
[D] Which movie leave you a deep impresstion ?
: Fruits Story, dats a prettei nice show.
[E] Which song leave you a great impresstion ?
: Old mac donald has fruits..
[F] Do you believe in shooting stars do make dreams come true ?
: yes...cos u often wish upon the shooting stars to revive my deardear OrAnGe.
[G] Who do you think you can trust the most ?
: GrApE & OrAnGem, of cos...
[H] Can you still remember your hardest time ?
: yea wen OrAnGe passed away
[I] What can you do in 3 mins ?
: kiss GrApE.
[J] Did you ever watch any drama that have left you a good impression ?
: eh...nope. GrApE dont lemme watch=(
[K] Between mother and father , who will you choose ?
: father,cuz my father owaes buy fruits 4 me 2 eat...
[L] Did you ever sobbed so hard that you are ashma ?
: yeah wen OrAngE died, den my asthma attacked.
[M] Open the door of your room , what did you see ?
: air...i can see air.
[N] What song are you listening currently ?
: GrApE singing 10Little Indias
Who is beside you now ?
: Darling GrApE.
[P] When will you think you see a rainbow ?
: wen i see OrAnGe's spirit..
[Q] If you wan a person to died rightway , who will It be ?
: ermmmm nobody.....i luv all fruities. eh,no! I HATE HF!!!!!
[R] Do enjoy the accompany of your another half ?
: yeash i luv my GrApE, u noe i luv her so much dat i can die 4 her......=)
[S] What is your famous word ?
: aiyoyo....dear...
[T] Do you fall for chocolate or sweets ?
: fruits??????
[U] Did you ever felt hopeless before ?
: yes when i lost OrAnGe.
[V] baby blue or soft p!nk ?
: purple n orange??????????????
[W] name 2 of your friends’s name starting with B .
: banana n banana's twin.
[X] Did you fail any of your exams before ?
: yes...wen it is my cooking test...
[Y] times fly ____ !
: like how i cook a dish.
[Z] before I end this quiz , can you give me some comments ?
: erm....i luv u....
th unluckly ones who need to do this ABC [:
GrApE...
OrAnGe...
BlUe.....

Friday, December 12, 2008 , 11:22 PM

hi all fans of FFC! :D
i,auntie hong,
met an old woman call Moses Lim yesterday
she looks like my grandma.
n she told me tat i m actually a nonya...
then she told me tat she is my chor chor
and i asked her wat chor chor means then she told me tat means grandma...
and i m told long ago tat my grandma had died 15 years ago...
when i heard of it,my face turned PALE...xtremely pale.
then she suggest maybe we should go kopitiam n had some tea
n she show me a pair of bead shoes...
then she said the pair of bead shoes r actually made by me...
i became really confuse...i dun even know how 2 sew!
n she oso said she missed me so much!i really dun no wad she is talking about...
maybe she's juz lost her memory or sth then she suddenly said
i had 2 remarry GrApE again!she's really crazy...
n maybe she's a mad paitient who came out from the mental hospital.
so creepy.GrApE sweetie said she might even kill me one day
so i better stay away from her if possible.She's really crazy lor.
she said i m wat nonya!wat nonsense is tat?!
n she sae i lost my memory 5 years ago due to an car accident
as tat time my parents wan me to marry a weirdo
but i refused then i ran out of the house n suddenly a car knock me down n
from that time,i lost my memory...
then tat old woman still claimed herself as my chor chor!(grandma)
IT"S TOO RIDICULOUS!!!!
i dun believe it!

urs sincerely,
Auntie Hong

Sunday, December 7, 2008 , 9:42 PM

SRY 4 DE TROUBLE AS MY BROTHER, BLUE, HAS MAKE DE BLOG PRIVATE...
WE R NW INVITING PPL..
SO, IF U WNT 2 GT INVITED, KINDLY INFORM ANY FFC MEMBERS. :D THX

Wednesday, December 3, 2008 , 12:32 AM

OH GOSH!I M GETTING MARRIED!i m inviting guests 2 attend our wedding dinner!
bride: GrApE
broom: Auntie Hong

Important guests:GrApE's family
Auntie Hong's family

Friends' table:
1.Tan Ming Hui
2.Neo Puay Lin
3.Lee Yi Qi
4.Lee Kowen
5.Yang Yan Bin
6.Selene Neo
7.Linus Chong
8.Ng Xue Qi
9.Tan Wei Ting
10.Teo Hui Xin
11.Ian Tan
12.Amelia Huang
13.Pang Yu Heng
14.Brandon Tan
15.Mrs Wong
16.Qiu Heng
17.Li Tong
18.Alicia Khoo
20.Teo Hon Yi

ppl sitting at the red tables(special ones):
1.Auntie Sexy
2.Uncle Nose(Syukri)
3.Auntie Carrot
4.Auntie Elephant
5.Uncle Meat
6.Auntie Lasbian
7.Uncle Gay
8.Uncle Vegetables
9.Auntie Taogey
10.Auntie Bun
11.Uncle Pork
12.Auntie Chicken
13.Uncle Goose
14.Auntie Potato
15.Uncle Fish

Date: 6 Dec 2008
Venue: Ichiban Noses Restuarant
address: at serangoose, #01-49(beside chi chi ball hotel.)
I will be giving out invitations cards soon!
if u wan me 2 invite u,pls tell me in the aunties goosip box(cbox)
hope 2 see all of u there!
thx for all ur support in FFC!

Regards,Auntie Hong

Monday, December 1, 2008 , 7:14 AM

hey u noe wad?!
i bet u dunno...haha
ok i will tell u!
2day GrApE and i went 2 spa leh
so comfortable.
but she nearly slipped!
it was sure a scary xperience lor
n another gd news!!!!!!!!
GrApE and i r marrying!
i m so excited leh
we r planning 2 hold our wedding at Ichiban Noses Restuarant
the noses there r nice.
i noe u all will like it de
i m so happy 2night!
i tink i can't get 2 sleep le

Saturday, November 29, 2008 , 9:05 PM

omg!!! i hav some gd news 4 all of u!!
GrApE is pregnant!!!! i'm so happy
2 day we go 2 hospital n the Dr say she is pregnant!!
its twins!! TWINS!!! n we hav decided the names!!
it is Lemon n Lime!!!! i can't believe it!! i hav 16 children altogether!!
the Dr say its already 2 months!! yay!!i m so happy
n i already found a job!! the salary is $1600 per month
ni oso hav a part time job which is $520 per month!!
it is a gift from God!!
i love u GrApE!!
Muakkks!!
i'm so happy!!!


Yours Sincerely,
elated auntie hong

Monday, November 24, 2008 , 10:09 PM

NOW GOT 39MEMBERS.

NEW MEMBERS : YIQI, YANBIN, XINWEI AND ALFRED.
BIG WELCOME!

, 9:55 PM
OrAnGe? or GrApE?

i love the both of them
i noe i suck alot
loving the both of them together
i noe i yi jiao ta liang chuan
but i really love the both of them
it breaks my heart to see the both of them quarrel
1 alive, 1 dead
i really dun noe who to choose
can anyone help me?
i'm really desperate.
and the kitchen needs me too.
i'm scared i can't focus on my job,
thinking about them all night and day
but GrApE's hate to OrAnGe is so strong,
i'm also scared tt OrAnGe will haunt GrApE.
Someone help!!
THIS IS ME, AUNTIE HONG

Tee Ze Hong
Birthday:29 March
Age:12 yrs old
i m marrying Orange!YAY!
i m getting married soon! so maybe
i m currently not available now
i m weird. although i am only 12,
i looked as if im already 66!
f.y.i, i love t eat BOIL NOSES!
actually, its alryte with me...
BOIL NOSES OR FRIED NOSES alson can
but boiled one is nicer...
really i didnt bluff you
and it's easier to cook
and i hope to have them at my wedding
Hobby: 1) i love t do marketing...
buying fishes, meats, and fruits are th things i do everyday
th wet market i always go to is th one near my house, at woodlands there that one
if im not wrong, dhen should be BLK 521
sorry guys, as you know, i got poor memory
so i couldnt really remember what is th block.
i even forgot th level
but if youall want t go t market,
can ask me, i can bring you there
i may even get my auntie frens to throw in a discount
2)I also love cooking, ALOT
sometimes i'l cook some delicious food for my lil pup
my puppy is 7months old(:
my puppy is called "ZONG",
cos i feel tht its pronouciation is quite similar t my name
ryte? mine is "Zehong" , my pup is " Zong"
and it's easier to remember as,
you all know my memory's failing me
part of old age, yeah?
haha!!! Horoscope:aries
School:canberra pri
my school is Canberra Primary, but i wish t study in Cooking Elementary School
where you can learn t cook alot of nice dishes...etcetc.
Class:E4
my class is E4, but i think i dont deserve it,
i should be in E8.
for my standard, im quite confident t get into Cooking Secondary School, i bet i can be th chef there!
i m a very TALL guy!
& my height is 145cm
aint i tall?
u can call me hong hong/ze ze.
but i prefer people to call me Auntie Hong or,
SMALL NOSE HONG as i have small nose, unlike my brother, he is call BIG NOSE ZE, cos he got big nose, obviously! =)
but its up 2 u, u may call me anything u wan
by the way, if you guys are interested t know why am i called Auntie Hong, i will tell you,
its because i always go t th market...then th aunties there for eg(???Etcetc) always say tht i look like a lady!
cos i often buy food/cans...for my cooking.
hahaas it sounds nice isnt it?
Born Place: Muscular island,
People ask me why i've such nice muscles, and where is my gym placem,
erms...i dont go gym.=) reason is cos i was born at Muscular island,
an island where no matter how weak are you, you'll be strong, i meant physically, and not mentally =)
cooking.ismy-life96@hotmail.com


MY NOSES' WISH

t be a HDB taitai!
my dog to taste nicer when i cooked it
i wish t learn more on cooking..
th "Recipe Book 2" sold at th wet market
th "Recipe Book3"(teach us how t boil noses)
More kittens
Fight wif syukri for noses!
Get rid of Syukri's BO as soon as possible!
be less muscular, cos i look so inbalence as i have 1 small head, bt yet having such BIG body!
Love Letter from GrApE(shes my girlfriend)
A new television for me t eat
Zong(Zong is my puppy!) to know how t cook too!
More kitchen utensils cos mine are all so dirty! My girlfriend bite them!
t learn how t make my very OWN oven for me t bake some cakes when im free
learn how t sit with my both legs crossed
i wish t cook for th living things living in Mars, Saturn etcetc...(all th 8 planets)
Zong(my puppy) t have a mate
 FIRST month with GrApE
SECOND month with GrApE
Marry GrApE
Propose to GrApE
t catch more butterflies so tht i can cook a new dish of my own called " 8Butterflies " .
t buy th VCD which will teach us how t cook some raw foots
for BOILED NOSES to become a popular dish all around th world


My Silly Friends

GrApE

Sienyee(SBC brand Cookies&Cakes's boss)
Belle
Ming Hui
Puay Lin
Judith
CHARM
Kowen
Wei Ting
Yi Qi
Trisha
Auntie taogey
Auntie Mars
Auntie John
OrAnGe


AUNTIE GOSSIPS CORNER

you can tag me if you like, but if you dont want also its okay
cos im used t it.
but there are rulez t follow when ya going to tag me,
Rulez #1) you cant tag me for no reason
Rulez #2) you can only tag me if you want t ask me somthing related t cooking
Rulez #3) you tag with th word "Auntie" followed by your name, for example youre called Mary. so please tag me with Auntie Mary
understood?!
i dont care whether youre a girl or boy, just tag with th word "Auntie" ! or i wont reply you! and i will also hate you!
Rulez #4) Other than tagging t ask things abt cooking, you can also 'gossip' abit...but things tht i see at my tagboard must be ONLY GOSSIPINGS OR THINGS ABT COOKING
Rulez #5) Gossip rocks!



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